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What To Do If You Are Accepted Into Babson

by Crapmaster on 2/21/07

Have you already applied to Babson but have had a change of heart? If you are just finding this site, chances are you applied to Babson before you found out about the crap. While it seemed like a good idea at the time, you've now realized that spending four years at Babson would be worse than ...

I understand the situation you're in - it's hard to turn down the #1 school for entrepreneurs. But it's something that must be done. I'm going to make things easier by providing this template rejection letter. Just fill in some blanks and send it to Babson. They'll understand.

 

Dear Babson,

Thank you so much for extending me the invitation to join your wonderful community. I am proud to know that I am of high enough caliber to be accepted into this prestigious institution. However, I must respectfully decline your offer.

You see, your marketing had me convinced. I was sure that everything about the school would be superb. I almost fell for it. Almost. That is, until I found OCLRuinedMyCampusLife.com. That website was a life saver!

I can't imagine ending up at such a crappy place. I can learn from experience on my own and still go to a school where I can have a social life. No need to compromise. The easy solution is to go elsewhere!

So Babson, tell OCL to go fuck themselves and cross me off your list of students!

Sincerely,

[YOUR NAME]

 

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